This pass guarantees early access to… something. We just don’t know what yet. Could be alpha. Could be memes. Could be regret. Holding = belief. Selling = NGMI. • Utility subject to vibes, timelines, and lunar cycles • Benefits may appear suddenly or never • Ownership does not guarantee profits, status, or happiness • Pass may unlock doors that do not exist • By holding, you agree you knew exactly what you were doing. VIP energy only. No refunds. No explanations.
